Anonymous said: Puckermans & Shuesters
Puckerman:
- Santana - Irrelevant
- Noah - Irrelevant
- Sophia - Bitch
- Tyler - Irrelevant
- Celina - Stupid
- Jack-Daniel - Clueless
Schuester:
- Emma - Irrelevant
- Will - Irrelevant
- Logan - Irrelevant
- Allie - Irrelevant
- Amelia - Stupid
- Veronica - Slut
- Stephanie - Clueless
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Anonymous said: What are your views on the Hudsons, St James, Duval, Del Monico, Howell & Karofsky families?
Hudsons:
- Quinn - Insane
- Finn - Irrelevant
- James - Irrelevant
- Juliet - Slutty
- Max - Stupid
- Apple - Stupid
St James:
- Rachel - Irrelevant
- Jesse - Irrelevant
- Dakota - Selfish
- Sasha - Attention whore
- Axel - Manwhore
Sterling-Duval:
- Jeff - Idiotic
- Nick - Selfish
- Ethan - Irrelevant
- Lucy - Clueless
- Kat - Crazy
Del Monico:
- Terri - Clueless
- Leighton - Weird
- Jeremy - Pussy
- Carson - Idiotic
- Matthew - Clueless
Howell:
- Shelby - Irrelevant
- Carl - Irrelevant
- Beth - Slut
- Harvey - Irrelevant
- Blake - Irrelevant
- Abbi - Irrelevant
Karofsky:
- Dave - Irrelevant
- Sebastian - Greedy
- Cole - Insane
- Dylan - Clueless
- “Jack” - “Boy”
- xoxo, Gossip Girl
Anonymous said: Who do you ship the Duval-Sterlings with?
Jeff + banana
Nick + coconut
Ethan + hand
Lucy + Juliet
Kat + Jeremy
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Anonymous said: Okay. Sasha, Matthew, Jeremy, Alice, Beth & Dylan.
Colsha.
Matthew + hand.
Karemy.
Alice + dildo.
Beth + dildo.
Dylaki.
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Anonymous said: Your ship list, everyone on it.
Everyone plus their hands.
Do you really think I’m going to waste my time doing that? I have better things to do. Give me specifics.
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Anonymous said: Drama in the Karofsky-Smythe household is heating up. Your thoughts?
They’re all a bunch of drama queens, that’s what I think. But then again, Dave and Sebastian are a terrible couple. Their ship name is Sebofsky. You know what I say about bad ship names.
And another thing, those “boys” are all better off without parents. They sure can handle things on their own…oh wait - jail, hospitals, therapists.
Like I said, drama queens.
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Joe & Audrey - Irrelevant.
Kathryn - Who?
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Sugar & Brett - Irrelevant.
Ethan - Just fuck Beth already.
Samantha - Who?
- xoxo, Gossip Girl
Mercedes & Matt - Irrelevant.
Alana - Trying too hard.
Karissa - Fake.
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Terri - Irrelevant.
Jeremy - Who?
Carson - Blonde.
Matthew - Stupid for trusting Axel.
- xoxo, Gossip Girl
